








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 518 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 245 matches | ||
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3850 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,943 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6754 | 42% |
| Smokes | 3770 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2367 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 3052 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $584,960 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 322 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Sky1ark | 55% | 82 |
| #8 | Hi I am noob | 53% | 79 |
| #9 | @Ghost@ | 50% | 60 |
| #10 | Mr.Yong | 48% | 33 |
| #11 | S<3S | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HappY360 | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | Hi I am noob | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | DickyChan | 3 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Mr.Ko | 2 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | @Ghost@ | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr.Ko | 1032 | 0.19 | 26 min |
| #2 | HappY360 | 674 | 0.15 | 17 min |
| #3 | Hi I am noob | 640 | 0.39 | 15 min |
| #4 | Mr.Yong | 283 | 0.41 | 6 min |
| #5 | @Ghost@ | 161 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S<3S | +5.85 | 93 | 73 |
| #2 | HappY360 | +4.80 | 83 | 59 |
| #3 | StarT1e.💜 | +3.83 | 94 | 72 |
| #4 | Sky1ark | +3.03 | 78 | 53 |
| #5 | ☊FredEcht☍ | +1.09 | 61 | 78 |





