








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1835 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 43 matches | ||
| Wingman | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 35 matches | ||
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




257 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11469 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,515 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6121 | 28% |
| Smokes | 7887 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 3061 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 4446 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,303,041 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2736 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Code | +3.49 | 74 | 54 |
| #2 | DooM | +3.22 | 66 | 39 |
| #3 | Coochie3 | +2.76 | 69 | 38 |
| #4 | MurPhy | +1.83 | 74 | 57 |
| #5 | Tavi | -0.83 | 59 | 17 |





