








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 653 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




84 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3103 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,754 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1784 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2150 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1450 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1370 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,574,692 of utility $227 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 615 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DooM | +2.98 | 62 | 40 |
| #2 | Code | +2.80 | 71 | 52 |
| #3 | Coochie3 | +2.52 | 67 | 39 |
| #4 | MurPhy | +2.28 | 75 | 57 |
| #5 | Tavi | +0.14 | 65 | 11 |





