








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 133 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2032 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,187 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1506 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1779 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1102 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1800 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $384,331 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 359 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BRB | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | Iron Mike | 59% | 17 |
| #3 | Lewy | 55% | 11 |
| #4 | ✪ KENTA ✪ | 51% | 39 |
| #5 | -r〄gue - twitch.tv/r0guue | 48% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Cittasnaf | 48% | 21 |
| #7 | MrIDidYourMom:) | 45% | 20 |
| #8 | GnoK | 42% | 24 |
| #9 | ShortNSimple | 34% | 35 |
| #10 | wxzzla | 29% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ KENTA ✪ | 9 | 0.0109 |
| #2 | Lewy | 7 | 0.0315 |
| #3 | ShortNSimple | 5 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | GnoK | 2 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | MrIDidYourMom:) | 2 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -r〄gue - twitch.tv/r0guue | 114 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #2 | ✪ KENTA ✪ | 83 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | ShortNSimple | 60 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | MrIDidYourMom:) | 55 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | wxzzla | 51 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rchi | +1.95 | 84 | 64 |
| #2 | ✪ KENTA ✪ | +1.35 | 92 | 47 |
| #3 | wxzzla | +1.13 | 88 | 56 |
| #4 | Cittasnaf | +0.44 | 75 | 63 |
| #5 | ShortNSimple | +0.06 | 72 | 47 |





