








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 11 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
614 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,191 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 732 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1118 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 682 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 659 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $163,822 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 232 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NSX | 6 | 0.0141 |
| #2 | Nanomide | 2 | 0.0113 |
| #3 | Dill Do | 1 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Mr.Max | 1 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | Rumm | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marcus | 68 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #2 | Rumm | 41 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | võileib | 39 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #4 | Sasszera #Näpugod | 29 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| #5 | Mr.Max | 28 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | võileib | +4.02 | 56 | 49 |
| #2 | NSX | +3.61 | 82 | 52 |
| #3 | Sasszera #Näpugod | +3.48 | 73 | 57 |
| #4 | Marcus | +1.51 | 53 | 52 |
| #5 | checki vuntsi | +1.01 | 48 | 60 |





