








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1166 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 405 matches | ||
| Faceit | 59 matches | ||
| Wingman | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 113 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5490 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,843 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2898 | 15% |
| Smokes | 6332 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 5154 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4459 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,940,806 of utility $224 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 559 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | n3matZ | 44% | 291 |
| #6 | Chillex | 44% | 70 |
| #7 | Panzerfreak_malte2 | 43% | 74 |
| #8 | NeazY | 43% | 271 |
| #9 | Sir Frostfinger ツ | 38% | 121 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NeazY | 11 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | New | 9 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Manuel Race #TreffNIX | 8 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | n3matZ | 6 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Panzerfreak_malte2 | 6 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | New | 689 | 0.13 | 19 min |
| #2 | n3matZ | 362 | 0.06 | 10 min |
| #3 | Manuel Race #TreffNIX | 341 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #4 | Ʀichtig Angry | 245 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | Chillex | 236 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ʀichtig Angry | +1.06 | 44 | 71 |
| #2 | New | +0.94 | 62 | 83 |
| #3 | n3matZ | +0.80 | 66 | 58 |
| #4 | Sir Frostfinger ツ | +0.63 | 50 | 56 |
| #5 | Chillex | +0.51 | 55 | 75 |





