








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 486 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 163 matches | ||
| Faceit | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2229 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,601 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3321 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2776 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2728 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2776 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,024,494 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 152 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | doby | 65% | 135 |
| #2 | Bickie | 62% | 130 |
| #3 | Waraze | 60% | 172 |
| #4 | Verdia | 58% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | doby | 65% | 135 |
| #2 | Bickie | 62% | 130 |
| #3 | Waraze | 60% | 172 |
| #4 | Verdia | 58% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | doby | 14 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | Bickie | 11 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Waraze | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Verdia | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bickie | 472 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #2 | doby | 284 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | Waraze | 167 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #4 | Verdia | 18 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Waraze | +3.26 | 82 | 47 |
| #2 | doby | +1.86 | 81 | 64 |
| #3 | Bickie | -0.02 | 63 | 63 |
| #4 | Zynisch | -1.10 | 52 | 64 |
| #5 | Verdia | -1.50 | 62 | 31 |





