








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 120 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1654 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,866 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1153 | 30% |
| Smokes | 936 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 624 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1153 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $183,350 of utility $51 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 18 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Qdi | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | ʞɔn𝟟. | 60% | 10 |
| #3 | Sternfaust | 59% | 34 |
| #4 | Handcode | 58% | 98 |
| #5 | ♚King Gecko♚ | 58% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♚King Gecko♚ | 120 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #2 | Sternfaust | 85 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | Handcode | 47 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #4 | Play1live | 26 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | Qdi | 19 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Handcode | +2.81 | 71 | 49 |
| #2 | ImRelo | +2.11 | 56 | 48 |
| #3 | Sternfaust | +1.44 | 68 | 65 |
| #4 | ♚King Gecko♚ | -0.30 | 27 | 54 |
| #5 | Play1live | -1.25 | 70 | 56 |





