








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 561 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 200 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Esplay | 16 matches | 1,886 | |
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3808 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,534 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1856 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2073 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1901 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1704 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,431,565 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1191 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F33DBACK | 60% | 35 |
| #2 | mONSTAHH- | 58% | 24 |
| #3 | Bristiaan | 56% | 245 |
| #4 | Zura | 56% | 81 |
| #5 | grubos | 55% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bristiaan | 524 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #2 | Zura | 385 | 0.23 | 11 min |
| #3 | mONSTAHH- | 138 | 0.30 | 4 min |
| #4 | grubos | 116 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #5 | F33DBACK | 94 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bristiaan | +3.54 | 85 | 50 |
| #2 | mONSTAHH- | +2.49 | 89 | 82 |
| #3 | Felix | +0.35 | 84 | 48 |
| #4 | Zura | +0.28 | 84 | 68 |
| #5 | grubos | +0.24 | 72 | 57 |





