








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1017 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Anubis | 151 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 45 matches | ||
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




134 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6838 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,606 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6132 | 35% |
| Smokes | 5550 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 4484 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1440 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,995,400 of utility $220 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 393 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RexonaMotionSense | 51% | 185 |
| #2 | ♡✧⭒Larzali⭒✧♡ | 51% | 567 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RexonaMotionSense | 51% | 185 |
| #2 | ♡✧⭒Larzali⭒✧♡ | 51% | 567 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡✧⭒Larzali⭒✧♡ | 27 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | RexonaMotionSense | 12 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡✧⭒Larzali⭒✧♡ | 293 | 0.03 | 5 min |
| #2 | RexonaMotionSense | 176 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tohtori Sykerö | +2.13 | 79 | 57 |
| #2 | RexonaMotionSense | +0.52 | 70 | 51 |
| #3 | ♡✧⭒Larzali⭒✧♡ | -1.62 | 30 | 35 |





