








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 121 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2475 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,266 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2484 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3037 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2411 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2334 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $334,164 of utility $67 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 111 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | televator | 63% | 40 |
| #5 | nutsuppiler | 62% | 129 |
| #6 | Dripless690 | 60% | 42 |
| #7 | Alexey | 59% | 49 |
| #8 | Feitet | 57% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nutsuppiler | 10 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | televator | 4 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | Dripless690 | 3 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | Eirik Jensen | 2 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | Feitet | 2 | 0.0072 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alexey | 235 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #2 | televator | 217 | 0.27 | 7 min |
| #3 | nutsuppiler | 108 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | Dripless690 | 75 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | Eirik Jensen | 63 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ault | +4.94 | 77 | 69 |
| #2 | televator | +3.38 | 86 | 76 |
| #3 | Alexey | +0.32 | 84 | 68 |
| #4 | Feitet | -0.99 | 69 | 43 |
| #5 | Dripless690 | -1.46 | 43 | 59 |





