








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1075 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,992 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1466 | 37% |
| Smokes | 855 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 750 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 921 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $202,234 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | [TC] Ghoster | 47% | 30 |
| #7 | -TL- Ole LeeRoy | 43% | 21 |
| #8 | -TL- ColeTrain | 40% | 20 |
| #9 | -TL- Commando Jenkins | 38% | 13 |
| #10 | greedy heidi | 31% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [TC] Ghoster | 4 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | Hagrid | 4 | 0.0136 |
| #3 | ReasoN | 2 | 0.0079 |
| #4 | Ghoster | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | -TL- ColeTrain | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ghoster | 157 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #2 | [TC] Ghoster | 87 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | -TL- ColeTrain | 83 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #4 | Hagrid | 73 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #5 | ReasoN | 51 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [TC] Ghoster | +4.37 | 83 | 59 |
| #2 | Ghoster | +3.43 | 80 | 62 |
| #3 | ReasoN | +3.10 | 71 | 59 |
| #4 | -TL- DirtyĐan | +1.91 | 80 | 62 |
| #5 | greedy heidi | -0.19 | 68 | 62 |





