








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 262 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1594 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,650 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1466 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1671 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1179 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1334 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $723,654 of utility $204 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 929 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MIKE MIKE MIKE MIKE | 49% | 124 |
| #2 | Dylan | 43% | 49 |
| #3 | Ramadeez | 34% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MIKE MIKE MIKE MIKE | 49% | 124 |
| #2 | Dylan | 43% | 49 |
| #3 | Ramadeez | 34% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MIKE MIKE MIKE MIKE | 17 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | Dylan | 10 | 0.0098 |
| #3 | Ramadeez | 10 | 0.0173 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MIKE MIKE MIKE MIKE | 462 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #2 | Dylan | 142 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | Ramadeez | 41 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ethan | +1.60 | 77 | 59 |
| #2 | MIKE MIKE MIKE MIKE | +1.20 | 81 | 56 |
| #3 | Ramadeez | +0.05 | 60 | 24 |
| #4 | Dylan | -3.65 | 44 | 34 |





