








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 340 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 174 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2197 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,635 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2903 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1606 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2233 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1893 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $931,070 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 251 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ NOUR | 81% | 21 |
| #2 | Evelyn | 57% | 106 |
| #3 | Grinmore | 51% | 229 |
| #4 | Zera_Magee | 42% | 185 |
| #5 | QR-Code | 41% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ NOUR | 81% | 21 |
| #2 | Evelyn | 57% | 106 |
| #3 | Grinmore | 51% | 229 |
| #4 | Zera_Magee | 42% | 185 |
| #5 | QR-Code | 41% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grinmore | 8 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Zera_Magee | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | ✪ NOUR | 5 | 0.0113 |
| #4 | Evelyn | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | QR-Code | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grinmore | 519 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #2 | Evelyn | 214 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #3 | Zera_Magee | 189 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | QR-Code | 79 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | ✪ NOUR | 66 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Evelyn | +4.40 | 89 | 67 |
| #2 | ✪ NOUR | +1.56 | 65 | 51 |
| #3 | Grinmore | +1.12 | 70 | 61 |
| #4 | Haze | +1.02 | 61 | 56 |
| #5 | QR-Code | -0.85 | 63 | 62 |





