








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 56 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
329 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,054 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 650 | 32% |
| Smokes | 566 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 480 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 358 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $130,092 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | It's Richy | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | Kanta1 | 53% | 17 |
| #3 | GURKAN | 51% | 67 |
| #4 | Macchiato6.9 | 46% | 28 |
| #5 | MereeI | 42% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | It's Richy | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | Kanta1 | 53% | 17 |
| #3 | GURKAN | 51% | 67 |
| #4 | Macchiato6.9 | 46% | 28 |
| #5 | MereeI | 42% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kanta1 | 7 | 0.0205 |
| #2 | MereeI | 3 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | Macchiato6.9 | 3 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GURKAN | 85 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #2 | Kanta1 | 46 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #3 | Macchiato6.9 | 35 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | MereeI | 24 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | It's Richy | 8 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GURKAN | +5.12 | 80 | 53 |
| #2 | MereeI | +2.42 | 72 | 54 |
| #3 | Kanta1 | -0.47 | 48 | 52 |
| #4 | It's Richy | -2.07 | 34 | 35 |
| #5 | Macchiato6.9 | -4.75 | 19 | 37 |





