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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 35 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
447 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 978 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 188 | 19% |
| Smokes | 216 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 343 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 231 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $103,953 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 44 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bugfacee | 38% | 13 |
| #2 | CALVIN | 38% | 13 |
| #3 | LAN_Daddy | 33% | 3 |
| #4 | Chav | 33% | 6 |
| #5 | Meowster Chief | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bugfacee | 38% | 13 |
| #2 | CALVIN | 38% | 13 |
| #3 | LAN_Daddy | 33% | 3 |
| #4 | Chav | 33% | 6 |
| #5 | Meowster Chief | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bugfacee | 1 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Chav | 1 | 0.0089 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bugfacee | 42 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #2 | Chav | 29 | 0.26 | 1 min |
| #3 | CALVIN | 18 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Meowster Chief | 7 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | LAN_Daddy | 1 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bugfacee | +1.95 | 56 | 63 |
| #2 | Kartos | +1.66 | 65 | 56 |
| #3 | CALVIN | +0.63 | 66 | 51 |
| #4 | LAN_Daddy | -0.21 | 29 | 7 |
| #5 | Meowster Chief | -2.20 | 25 | 38 |





