








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 206 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1113 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,282 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1739 | 41% |
| Smokes | 742 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 794 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1007 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $417,183 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 75 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alpha - GTX1050 + i5 Gen7 | 89% | 9 |
| #2 | みお | 66% | 29 |
| #3 | Keyakizaka46 | 60% | 70 |
| #4 | rin2 | 54% | 39 |
| #5 | Dice | 49% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Keyakizaka46 | 9 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | Dice | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | みお | 2 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | rin | 1 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | archundesOuO | 1 | 0.0064 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dice | 143 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #2 | Keyakizaka46 | 112 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | rin2 | 54 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | みお | 35 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | archundesOuO | 25 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | みお | +5.19 | 69 | 63 |
| #2 | archundesOuO | +4.26 | 89 | 67 |
| #3 | Keyakizaka46 | +4.24 | 69 | 62 |
| #4 | Dice | +1.41 | 59 | 66 |
| #5 | rin2 | +0.25 | 58 | 56 |





