








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 290 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1680 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,060 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1015 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1784 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1326 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 935 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,058,793 of utility $235 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alpha - GTX1050 + i5 Gen7 | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | ζ
| 64% | 22 |
| #3 | γΏγ | 62% | 13 |
| #4 | K.O. πΊπ¦ | 60% | 179 |
| #5 | Dice | 60% | 162 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K.O. πΊπ¦ | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Dice | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | γΏγ | 4 | 0.0176 |
| #4 | ahchinCS | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Keyakizaka46 | 3 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ahchinCS | 531 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #2 | Dice | 476 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #3 | K.O. πΊπ¦ | 240 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #4 | archundesOuO | 212 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #5 | ζ
| 63 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Keyakizaka46 | +5.45 | 69 | 56 |
| #2 | γΏγ | +4.39 | 61 | 67 |
| #3 | K.O. πΊπ¦ | +3.52 | 68 | 62 |
| #4 | HKUNCLE | +2.46 | 87 | 58 |
| #5 | archundesOuO | +1.89 | 81 | 64 |





