








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 56 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 126 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2276 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,109 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2473 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1518 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1852 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1266 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $807,574 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 199 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Schaubi | 60% | 57 |
| #2 | mangotang00-- | 56% | 18 |
| #3 | Grady | 54% | 59 |
| #4 | killazach05 | 54% | 13 |
| #5 | gleeb | 52% | 120 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | baby bologna | 276 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #2 | gleeb | 243 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | Schaubi | 220 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #4 | Grady | 215 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #5 | ur nan | 163 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | killazach05 | +4.16 | 91 | 62 |
| #2 | gleeb | +3.08 | 87 | 62 |
| #3 | Schaubi | +2.63 | 74 | 68 |
| #4 | Taco Belloni | +1.03 | 68 | 62 |
| #5 | mangotang00-- | -0.47 | 59 | 60 |





