








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 566 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 110 matches | ||
| Premier | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2573 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,371 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1611 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1432 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1758 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1570 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $838,188 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 207 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eeddspeaks laivalla | 79% | 19 |
| #2 | WALLU | 75% | 12 |
| #3 | knd | 69% | 13 |
| #4 | iltsikka | 68% | 28 |
| #5 | janki | 61% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Supe | 6 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | Jasku | 6 | 0.0095 |
| #3 | Art0♚ | 4 | 0.0065 |
| #4 | iltsikka | 3 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | juha | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | juha | 219 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #2 | Supe | 195 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | Gärnis | 162 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | janki | 131 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #5 | Jasku | 129 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | knd | +3.92 | 89 | 66 |
| #2 | eeddspeaks laivalla | +3.82 | 68 | 62 |
| #3 | iltsikka | +2.71 | 57 | 66 |
| #4 | ClimaX | +1.46 | 78 | 61 |
| #5 | Jasku | +0.53 | 61 | 66 |





