








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 214 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
331 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 363 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 62 | 17% |
| Smokes | 41 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 131 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 129 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $125,330 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zug | 41% | 41 |
| #2 | Perc 30 | 38% | 61 |
| #3 | Walter White pp | 27% | 15 |
| #4 | Friendly Tinder Profile | 26% | 23 |
| #5 | тяιχѕρσят © | 26% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Perc 30 | 17 | 0.0140 |
| #2 | тяιχѕρσят © | 15 | 0.0141 |
| #3 | Twchrespect | 13 | 0.0148 |
| #4 | Zug | 13 | 0.0160 |
| #5 | Walter White pp | 9 | 0.0290 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | тяιχѕρσят © | 131 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #2 | Perc 30 | 122 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | Twchrespect | 93 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | Friendly Tinder Profile | 89 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | Zug | 46 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Walter White pp | +3.83 | 55 | 6 |
| #2 | Twchrespect | +3.18 | 79 | 44 |
| #3 | Friendly Tinder Profile | +3.06 | 71 | 50 |
| #4 | Zug | +1.62 | 52 | 21 |
| #5 | Perc 30 | +1.15 | 39 | 22 |





