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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2417 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,284 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1540 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1461 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2096 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1187 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $809,286 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 141 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Rubzy | 42% | 71 |
| #7 | MrAquilus | 40% | 15 |
| #8 | RaZze | 40% | 48 |
| #9 | oExiiT | 35% | 26 |
| #10 | KUBAxNITO | 31% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dörtyyy | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Zaesario | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | oExiiT | 3 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | Rubzy | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | KUBAxNITO | 2 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RaZze | 212 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #2 | Zaesario | 95 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | KUBAxNITO | 62 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | Rubzy | 57 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | oExiiT | 49 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RaZze | +4.04 | 88 | 70 |
| #2 | ✪ nKs ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #M&N | +2.43 | 80 | 57 |
| #3 | Dörtyyy | +1.44 | 62 | 24 |
| #4 | Dr. D | +1.03 | 86 | 56 |
| #5 | Zaesario | -0.14 | 48 | 44 |





