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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 160 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
480 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 893 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 505 | 57% |
| Smokes | 38 | 4% |
| HE Grenades | 244 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 106 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $343,633 of utility $238 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 86 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Seni | 38% | 13 |
| #2 | ็็ ``lyniix ๅฝกใ | 38% | 16 |
| #3 | ๆน๐๐๐๐ๅ | 36% | 22 |
| #4 | Kavring | 33% | 6 |
| #5 | daniboy | 33% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ็็ ``lyniix ๅฝกใ | 3 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | Tominiz | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | ๆน๐๐๐๐ๅ | 2 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | Beans | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | daniboy | 1 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beans | 125 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #2 | ็็ ``lyniix ๅฝกใ | 103 | 0.32 | 3 min |
| #3 | Tominiz | 45 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | daniboy | 34 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | Kavring | 23 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Befufftlefumpter | +2.91 | 66 | 35 |
| #2 | Seni | +2.72 | 53 | 54 |
| #3 | ็็ ``lyniix ๅฝกใ | +1.91 | 64 | 54 |
| #4 | Kavring | +1.69 | 37 | 63 |
| #5 | Beans | +1.39 | 31 | 82 |





