








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 162 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 58 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1757 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,847 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1006 | 26% |
| Smokes | 821 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1142 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 878 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $478,933 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 500 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๐๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ท๐ญ | 44% | 27 |
| #2 | Velairity | 42% | 12 |
| #3 | Lookis | 41% | 87 |
| #4 | catboy erwyn | 41% | 17 |
| #5 | โงemeth | 40% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lulu | 4 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | BellPetsDucks | 4 | 0.0106 |
| #3 | Spooky | 3 | 0.0068 |
| #4 | Lookis | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Base Cabba | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Base Cabba | 330 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #2 | Lookis | 277 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #3 | lulu | 49 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | Spooky | 28 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | Velairity | 22 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | catboy erwyn | +1.91 | 57 | 51 |
| #2 | BellPetsDucks | +1.83 | 61 | 20 |
| #3 | Lookis | +1.68 | 71 | 49 |
| #4 | Spooky | -0.38 | 70 | 48 |
| #5 | Nimmy | -1.15 | 43 | 38 |





