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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 327 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3754 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,079 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6013 | 37% |
| Smokes | 5353 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2298 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 2415 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,117,286 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 139 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lulu | 66% | 44 |
| #2 | catboy erwyn | 57% | 49 |
| #3 | Lookis | 56% | 116 |
| #4 | LilySoftpaw | 45% | 40 |
| #5 | iPixelGalaxy | 44% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zamu | 25 | 0.0185 |
| #2 | BellPetsDucks | 16 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | ChilledScale | 9 | 0.0073 |
| #4 | iPixelGalaxy | 8 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | Lookis | 6 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lookis | +1.81 | 72 | 56 |
| #2 | Zamu | +1.42 | 59 | 57 |
| #3 | BellPetsDucks | +1.36 | 58 | 26 |
| #4 | catboy erwyn | +0.47 | 60 | 44 |
| #5 | iPixelGalaxy | -0.34 | 20 | 17 |





