








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 337 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2105 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,408 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1562 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1720 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1601 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1525 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $523,630 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 131 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cmkchenxi | 69% | 29 |
| #2 | passer-by | 63% | 56 |
| #3 | ronny1k | 62% | 29 |
| #4 | ronnyw_ | 57% | 51 |
| #5 | 武鹿 | 56% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ronnyw_ | 6 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | passer-by | 5 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | 武鹿 | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | ronny1k | 2 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 武鹿 | 292 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #2 | Laclin | 125 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #3 | ronnyw_ | 116 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | ronny1k | 70 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | passer-by | 52 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ronnyw_ | +3.67 | 95 | 51 |
| #2 | WuJi | +3.65 | 79 | 48 |
| #3 | 武鹿 | +1.56 | 74 | 66 |
| #4 | ronny1k | +1.46 | 73 | 50 |
| #5 | cmkchenxi | +0.30 | 72 | 36 |





