








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 216 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Esplay | 7 matches | 2,320 | |
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
438 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,826 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 562 | 31% |
| Smokes | 504 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 321 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 439 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $50,367 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 54 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | attaboy | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | ArtFr0st | 79% | 14 |
| #3 | d1Ledez | 79% | 14 |
| #4 | S1ren | 75% | 20 |
| #5 | Magnojez | 71% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ArtFr0st | 79% | 14 |
| #3 | d1Ledez | 79% | 14 |
| #4 | S1ren | 75% | 20 |
| #5 | Magnojez | 71% | 17 |
| #6 | [SNG] ✵Burogoz✵ | 60% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ArtFr0st | 66 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #2 | S1ren | 53 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #3 | Magnojez | 46 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | d1Ledez | 30 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | [SNG] ✵Burogoz✵ | 15 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | attaboy | +5.89 | 90 | 69 |
| #2 | d1Ledez | +4.54 | 95 | 60 |
| #3 | Boombl4 | +3.95 | 90 | 76 |
| #4 | Magnojez | +2.31 | 83 | 79 |
| #5 | S1ren | +1.95 | 88 | 63 |





