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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 729 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 79 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6428 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,130 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4866 | 24% |
| Smokes | 5589 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4713 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4962 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,373,340 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 889 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 8 Ball Bones | 48% | 58 |
| #2 | Kaptein XM 69 | 43% | 93 |
| #3 | Savage7604 | 37% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 8 Ball Bones | 48% | 58 |
| #2 | Kaptein XM 69 | 43% | 93 |
| #3 | Savage7604 | 37% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 8 Ball Bones | 6 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | Kaptein XM 69 | 4 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kaptein XM 69 | 256 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #2 | 8 Ball Bones | 99 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | Savage7604 | 70 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 8 Ball Bones | +2.52 | 51 | 65 |
| #2 | [F.C.F] - GODZILLA | +0.42 | 58 | 57 |
| #3 | Kaptein XM 69 | -1.08 | 6 | 78 |
| #4 | Savage7604 | -3.41 | 6 | 62 |





