








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 727 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 531 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 46 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




65 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6012 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,606 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9988 | 38% |
| Smokes | 8874 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 6611 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1133 | 4% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,361,972 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1635 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ㋡ | 56% | 54 |
| #2 | Hazey | 49% | 390 |
| #3 | MrSkrubz | 49% | 194 |
| #4 | Ares | 48% | 155 |
| #5 | Hansyboyy | 46% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrSkrubz | 709 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #2 | Hazey | 608 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| #3 | ㋡ | 329 | 0.29 | 9 min |
| #4 | Hansyboyy | 297 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #5 | Ares | 153 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ㋡ | +3.40 | 80 | 62 |
| #2 | Hazey | +1.95 | 67 | 45 |
| #3 | Hansyboyy | +1.08 | 57 | 70 |
| #4 | MrSkrubz | +1.07 | 51 | 52 |
| #5 | Vzax | -0.29 | 59 | 30 |





