








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 171 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1293 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,588 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 898 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1050 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1197 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1443 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $378,765 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 54 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Sp1r1d0n | 66% | 53 |
| #12 | 4dapse | 64% | 11 |
| #13 | maddy <3 | 59% | 74 |
| #14 | Drkeepup | 55% | 11 |
| #15 | ๖Wumbo❥ | 43% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sp1r1d0n | 305 | 0.25 | 8 min |
| #2 | Frosty | 205 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #3 | maddy <3 | 196 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #4 | ¡︎ 5-Staar ™ | 156 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | Drkeepup | 42 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J1mmyEgg | +3.92 | 79 | 74 |
| #2 | ๖Wumbo❥ | +2.91 | 95 | 74 |
| #3 | maddy <3 | +2.23 | 86 | 72 |
| #4 | ¡︎ 5-Staar ™ | +1.70 | 83 | 61 |
| #5 | dstroy | +1.45 | 77 | 54 |





