








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1668 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 616 matches | ||
| Faceit | 221 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




81 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10066 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,211 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6741 | 23% |
| Smokes | 5686 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 8462 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 8322 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,945,648 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 755 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Billy | 63% | 62 |
| #2 | seilliG | 55% | 102 |
| #3 | Rice | 51% | 489 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Billy | 63% | 62 |
| #2 | seilliG | 55% | 102 |
| #3 | Rice | 51% | 489 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rice | 90 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | seilliG | 9 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | Billy | 9 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rice | 1842 | 0.18 | 39 min |
| #2 | seilliG | 482 | 0.23 | 13 min |
| #3 | Billy | 125 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | seilliG | +3.24 | 89 | 71 |
| #2 | Rice | +1.18 | 81 | 62 |
| #3 | Billy | +0.30 | 76 | 63 |
| #4 | Juliet♡ | +0.08 | 84 | 55 |





