








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 616 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 488 matches | ||
| Premier | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7525 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,232 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7878 | 25% |
| Smokes | 8895 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6616 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 7843 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,275,498 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 347 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ₪ -A$toNeR55- ₪ | 51% | 291 |
| #6 | EUKALIPTUS | 51% | 99 |
| #7 | kasuj kurwy nie bilety | 50% | 118 |
| #8 | el.wpgg | 48% | 80 |
| #9 | paruwa. | 43% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ₪ -A$toNeR55- ₪ | 2520 | 0.39 | 67 min |
| #2 | EUKALIPTUS | 362 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #3 | kasuj kurwy nie bilety | 250 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | paruwa. | 226 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #5 | Jcob Adamczak | 225 | 0.25 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jcob Adamczak | +4.12 | 90 | 69 |
| #2 | Av3T | +2.62 | 61 | 68 |
| #3 | ₪ -A$toNeR55- ₪ | +1.32 | 58 | 74 |
| #4 | paruwa. | +0.61 | 58 | 69 |
| #5 | EUKALIPTUS | +0.30 | 49 | 51 |





