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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 433 matches | ||
| Premier | 142 matches | ||
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5494 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,731 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4072 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2859 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 5524 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 3276 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,573,734 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4258 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | inViii ^.- | 84% | 44 |
| #2 | KötteL Idiot | 69% | 195 |
| #3 | NaPpO | 60% | 42 |
| #4 | [ΛKΛ] Λggrσgαηʐ ツ | 59% | 37 |
| #5 | †Pąŋđσŗą† | Pvpro.com | 56% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | KötteL Idiot | 69% | 195 |
| #3 | NaPpO | 60% | 42 |
| #4 | [ΛKΛ] Λggrσgαηʐ ツ | 59% | 37 |
| #5 | †Pąŋđσŗą† | Pvpro.com | 56% | 98 |
| #6 | CWF- | 51% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | †Pąŋđσŗą† | Pvpro.com | 7 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | KötteL Idiot | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | [ΛKΛ] Λggrσgαηʐ ツ | 5 | 0.0066 |
| #4 | NaPpO | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KötteL Idiot | 601 | 0.16 | 16 min |
| #2 | †Pąŋđσŗą† | Pvpro.com | 213 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | CWF- | 170 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #4 | inViii ^.- | 152 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #5 | NaPpO | 125 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KötteL Idiot | +5.60 | 82 | 68 |
| #2 | inViii ^.- | +4.18 | 95 | 66 |
| #3 | [ΛKΛ] Λggrσgαηʐ ツ | +3.95 | 92 | 70 |
| #4 | NaPpO | +2.07 | 66 | 58 |
| #5 | CWF- | +1.41 | 69 | 67 |





