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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 88 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 190 matches | ||
| Faceit | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 115 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2653 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,491 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2495 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2243 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 3949 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 3804 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,124,411 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 92 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juan Pedro | 53% | 73 |
| #2 | asteroide079 | 53% | 168 |
| #3 | Blau | 52% | 23 |
| #4 | Drastic | 50% | 179 |
| #5 | Mr.PuNkY | 50% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HUMM3R | 689 | 0.25 | 19 min |
| #2 | asteroide079 | 594 | 0.17 | 16 min |
| #3 | Player | 549 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #4 | Drastic | 515 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #5 | Mr.PuNkY | 273 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juan Pedro | +2.43 | 76 | 61 |
| #2 | asteroide079 | +2.14 | 56 | 74 |
| #3 | Drastic | +1.09 | 59 | 70 |
| #4 | Player | +0.35 | 46 | 64 |
| #5 | HUMM3R | +0.18 | 62 | 76 |





