








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 293 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4148 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,345 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1698 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1931 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1271 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2445 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,151,799 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 142 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | prakM | 86% | 22 |
| #2 | taine | 85% | 27 |
| #3 | 42 | 75% | 340 |
| #4 | ey | 69% | 61 |
| #5 | gsm paul | 58% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | prakM | 86% | 22 |
| #2 | taine | 85% | 27 |
| #3 | 42 | 75% | 340 |
| #4 | ey | 69% | 61 |
| #5 | gsm paul | 58% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 42 | 32 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | taine | 5 | 0.0087 |
| #3 | ey | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | gsm paul | 2 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | prakM | 2 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 42 | 1593 | 0.24 | 39 min |
| #2 | ey | 278 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| #3 | taine | 63 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | prakM | 54 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | gsm paul | 52 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | prakM | +5.08 | 66 | 66 |
| #2 | 42 | +4.85 | 84 | 70 |
| #3 | krispy cs.money | +4.18 | 89 | 49 |
| #4 | taine | +4.15 | 92 | 62 |
| #5 | ey | +1.11 | 70 | 63 |





