








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 5 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 131 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2634 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,208 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 671 | 13% |
| Smokes | 1229 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1733 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1575 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $255,922 of utility $64 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dark Sage | 65% | 20 |
| #2 | CrAzY nOoB | 65% | 17 |
| #3 | Fd God | 65% | 17 |
| #4 | TheSmallPharaon | 64% | 11 |
| #5 | TecHno | 60% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AYO TECHNOLOGY | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | I'm Just Chillin' | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Hi im gosu | 2 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | Rodrygo | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | 910 | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AYO TECHNOLOGY | +2.47 | 82 | 81 |
| #2 | Hi im gosu | +2.47 | 86 | 76 |
| #3 | Scorch 🔥 | +1.84 | 82 | 50 |
| #4 | wollz | +1.32 | 89 | 61 |
| #5 | 910 | +1.24 | 69 | 61 |





