








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 156 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 59 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1082 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,599 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 364 | 23% |
| Smokes | 302 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 428 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 505 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $303,381 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 204 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | メクル Mecru メクル | 75% | 24 |
| #2 | žába | 67% | 18 |
| #3 | Mišo_Chorý | 61% | 28 |
| #4 | Fire 2090 | 56% | 55 |
| #5 | 𝒟ž𝑜𝓋𝒶𝓃𝓃𝒾 | 39% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | メクル Mecru メクル | 75% | 24 |
| #2 | žába | 67% | 18 |
| #3 | Mišo_Chorý | 61% | 28 |
| #4 | Fire 2090 | 56% | 55 |
| #5 | 𝒟ž𝑜𝓋𝒶𝓃𝓃𝒾 | 39% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fire 2090 | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | メクル Mecru メクル | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝒟ž𝑜𝓋𝒶𝓃𝓃𝒾 | 114 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #2 | メクル Mecru メクル | 69 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | Mišo_Chorý | 55 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | žába | 14 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | Fire 2090 | 11 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | メクル Mecru メクル | +4.08 | 71 | 64 |
| #2 | beastmaster64 | +1.10 | 86 | 46 |
| #3 | žába | +0.24 | 71 | 64 |
| #4 | Mišo_Chorý | +0.07 | 58 | 71 |
| #5 | Fire 2090 | -0.18 | 65 | 31 |





