








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 820 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Train | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2261 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,311 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3019 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2763 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1630 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1899 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,375,242 of utility $221 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 192 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [lomborgini] swoo:Pthenoob | 63% | 62 |
| #2 | Angelo | 62% | 128 |
| #3 | Tea4Dragons | 61% | 133 |
| #4 | TKMachine | 61% | 33 |
| #5 | Min | 51% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Angelo | 14 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | BaRt | 10 | 0.0104 |
| #3 | Tea4Dragons | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | [lomborgini] swoo:Pthenoob | 6 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | Min | 5 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Angelo | 401 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #2 | Tea4Dragons | 145 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #3 | Min | 120 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | BaRt | 103 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | [lomborgini] swoo:Pthenoob | 42 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Angelo | +6.40 | 71 | 55 |
| #2 | BaRt | +4.61 | 72 | 39 |
| #3 | Tea4Dragons | +3.00 | 51 | 56 |
| #4 | TKMachine | +2.43 | 55 | 25 |
| #5 | Min | +0.21 | 89 | 40 |





