








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 445 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1685 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,524 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1412 | 56% |
| Smokes | 482 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 423 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 207 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $863,939 of utility $246 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 874 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. Virus | 86% | 22 |
| #2 | winnie | 83% | 23 |
| #3 | ✪ RiceTitan | 59% | 126 |
| #4 | tosiaa | 50% | 16 |
| #5 | CrYeX | 46% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ✪ RiceTitan | 59% | 126 |
| #4 | tosiaa | 50% | 16 |
| #5 | CrYeX | 46% | 26 |
| #6 | Pook | 41% | 51 |
| #7 | reign | 35% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ RiceTitan | 36 | 0.0134 |
| #2 | Pook | 14 | 0.0128 |
| #3 | winnie | 6 | 0.0117 |
| #4 | Mr. Virus | 2 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | reign | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ RiceTitan | 574 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| #2 | Pook | 109 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | winnie | 72 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | tosiaa | 40 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | reign | 34 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | winnie | +8.63 | 93 | 64 |
| #2 | ✪ RiceTitan | +2.63 | 74 | 42 |
| #3 | Mr. Virus | +0.92 | 75 | 60 |
| #4 | Pook | +0.04 | 77 | 41 |
| #5 | tosiaa | -0.78 | 79 | 47 |





