








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 411 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 36 matches | ||
| Premier | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1815 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,428 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2268 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1936 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1183 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2041 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $672,828 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 131 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tomitomaatti | 46% | 94 |
| #2 | ∀ןɯıs | 45% | 42 |
| #3 | sYNqi | 45% | 80 |
| #4 | Toope | 523i | 44% | 18 |
| #5 | minsku | 33% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tomitomaatti | 46% | 94 |
| #2 | ∀ןɯıs | 45% | 42 |
| #3 | sYNqi | 45% | 80 |
| #4 | Toope | 523i | 44% | 18 |
| #5 | minsku | 33% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ∀ןɯıs | 6 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | sYNqi | 5 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | minsku | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | tomitomaatti | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | Toope | 523i | 1 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sYNqi | 330 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #2 | minsku | 191 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #3 | tomitomaatti | 161 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | ∀ןɯıs | 110 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | Toope | 523i | 39 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sYNqi | +3.69 | 68 | 53 |
| #2 | joNc | +0.38 | 59 | 63 |
| #3 | tomitomaatti | -1.46 | 49 | 43 |
| #4 | Toope | 523i | -1.73 | 41 | 55 |
| #5 | minsku | -2.47 | 35 | 57 |





