








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1200 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 327 matches | ||
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4361 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,083 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2523 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3154 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2980 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3426 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,874,380 of utility $212 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 515 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tor | 55% | 29 |
| #2 | trygg | 52% | 21 |
| #3 | Atr0z | 52% | 347 |
| #4 | ¿huh? | 46% | 205 |
| #5 | MUZZENI | 45% | 129 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Atr0z | 52% | 347 |
| #4 | ¿huh? | 46% | 205 |
| #5 | MUZZENI | 45% | 129 |
| #6 | TheFlingan | 44% | 70 |
| #7 | Stealth | 42% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ¿huh? | 8 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Stealth | 6 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | Atr0z | 5 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | MUZZENI | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Tor | 2 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Atr0z | 794 | 0.11 | 22 min |
| #2 | MUZZENI | 401 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #3 | ¿huh? | 236 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #4 | Stealth | 157 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | Tor | 82 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tor | +3.95 | 87 | 66 |
| #2 | karl | +1.52 | 85 | 60 |
| #3 | Atr0z | +0.39 | 68 | 66 |
| #4 | Stealth | -0.55 | 71 | 64 |
| #5 | TheFlingan | -0.75 | 59 | 54 |





