








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1175 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 123 matches | ||
| Faceit | 96 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2328 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,551 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3038 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2430 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2503 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1580 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $821,589 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1165 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Atr0z | 48% | 138 |
| #2 | ¿huh? | 46% | 79 |
| #3 | karl | 45% | 129 |
| #4 | TheFlingan | 43% | 28 |
| #5 | Stealth | 41% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Atr0z | 48% | 138 |
| #2 | ¿huh? | 46% | 79 |
| #3 | karl | 45% | 129 |
| #4 | TheFlingan | 43% | 28 |
| #5 | Stealth | 41% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | karl | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Stealth | 5 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | Atr0z | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | ¿huh? | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Atr0z | 400 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #2 | karl | 294 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | Stealth | 105 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | ¿huh? | 73 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | TheFlingan | 34 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | karl | +2.32 | 82 | 64 |
| #2 | Atr0z | +1.10 | 68 | 70 |
| #3 | Stealth | +0.12 | 71 | 64 |
| #4 | ¿huh? | -0.49 | 63 | 37 |
| #5 | MUZZENI | -0.96 | 78 | 65 |





