








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 19 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
169 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 297 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 135 | 45% |
| Smokes | 107 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 44 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 11 | 4% |
Our logs show you have wasted $38,586 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wasipasi | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | Bölény | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | 123 | 55% | 11 |
| #4 | doZ | 47% | 19 |
| #5 | Ligma | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wasipasi | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | Bölény | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | 123 | 55% | 11 |
| #4 | doZ | 47% | 19 |
| #5 | Ligma | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 123 | 1 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | doZ | 69 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #2 | wasipasi | 28 | 0.36 | 1 min |
| #3 | Bölény | 27 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #4 | Ligma | 26 | 0.19 | 0 min |
| #5 | 123 | 17 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | doZ | +1.56 | 66 | 44 |
| #2 | wasipasi | +1.17 | 66 | 74 |
| #3 | 123 | +0.37 | 58 | 52 |
| #4 | Ligma | -0.74 | 45 | 56 |
| #5 | macsek | -3.08 | 44 | 42 |





