








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 35 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
192 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 866 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 359 | 41% |
| Smokes | 72 | 8% |
| HE Grenades | 211 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 224 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $169,981 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | macsek | 57% | 7 |
| #2 | 123 | 39% | 28 |
| #3 | doZ | 35% | 43 |
| #4 | Ligma | 30% | 30 |
| #5 | wasipasi | 29% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ligma | 7 | 0.0123 |
| #2 | doZ | 6 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | 123 | 6 | 0.0113 |
| #4 | wasipasi | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | doZ | 172 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #2 | wasipasi | 105 | 0.27 | 3 min |
| #3 | Ligma | 84 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | 123 | 58 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | macsek | 26 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 123 | +4.07 | 67 | 64 |
| #2 | doZ | +3.00 | 72 | 55 |
| #3 | wasipasi | -0.18 | 75 | 56 |
| #4 | macsek | -1.33 | 56 | 48 |
| #5 | Ligma | -2.63 | 32 | 49 |





