








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 694 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 83 matches | ||
| Premier | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7174 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,916 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6320 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4572 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3041 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 4983 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,022,259 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 354 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ozda | 72% | 76 |
| #2 | helio | 71% | 31 |
| #3 | JP | 67% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ozda | 72% | 76 |
| #2 | helio | 71% | 31 |
| #3 | JP | 67% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JP | 4 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | ozda | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | helio | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | helio | 329 | 0.51 | 11 min |
| #2 | ozda | 123 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | JP | 120 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stump | +4.84 | 90 | 69 |
| #2 | helio | +3.52 | 82 | 86 |
| #3 | ozda | +3.52 | 85 | 63 |
| #4 | JP | -0.67 | 59 | 57 |





