








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 579 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 235 matches | ||
| Faceit | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6249 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,439 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4374 | 24% |
| Smokes | 5455 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 5859 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2751 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,391,988 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 275 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leviathan | 71% | 31 |
| #2 | FriizLuv | 61% | 41 |
| #3 | ++EdijsYo++ | 60% | 30 |
| #4 | FlanTV | 59% | 32 |
| #5 | fl3xy | 54% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fl3xy | 4 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | FriizLuv | 4 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | MeganaY | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | $𝖕𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖑𝖘$ | 2 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | Leviathan | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FriizLuv | 198 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #2 | Leviathan | 162 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #3 | fl3xy | 125 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | Riebiiigaa | 88 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | FlanTV | 80 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FlanTV | +4.09 | 95 | 64 |
| #2 | | +2.06 | 67 | 65 |
| #3 | FriizLuv | +1.25 | 80 | 65 |
| #4 | fl3xy | +1.08 | 75 | 59 |
| #5 | Leviathan | -0.31 | 74 | 56 |





