








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 384 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
609 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,611 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 318 | 20% |
| Smokes | 185 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 839 | 52% |
| Molotovs | 269 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $315,306 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 57 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | guiwi | 42% | 85 |
| #4 | Clopis de Clopo | 40% | 68 |
| #5 | IfMy | 37% | 41 |
| #6 | Pure Pain | 33% | 39 |
| #7 | Celld | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sfacus | 3 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | guiwi | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | IfMy | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | Clopis de Clopo | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Pure Pain | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Celld | +3.84 | 70 | 62 |
| #2 | Clopis de Clopo | +1.18 | 44 | 72 |
| #3 | Dionizi | -0.01 | 42 | 43 |
| #4 | sfacus | -0.23 | 61 | 24 |
| #5 | guiwi | -1.00 | 33 | 33 |





