








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 920 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 313 matches | ||
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6004 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,182 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15134 | 43% |
| Smokes | 9757 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 8675 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1616 | 5% |
Our logs show you have wasted $802,093 of utility $61 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 392 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | guiwi | 48% | 112 |
| #4 | IfMy | 47% | 96 |
| #5 | Pure Pain | 43% | 47 |
| #6 | Klyem | 40% | 67 |
| #7 | Dionizi | 40% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Celld | +3.19 | 74 | 69 |
| #2 | Clopis de Clopo | +0.86 | 43 | 71 |
| #3 | Dionizi | -0.61 | 38 | 42 |
| #4 | guiwi | -0.96 | 36 | 33 |
| #5 | IfMy | -1.56 | 25 | 51 |





