








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 461 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 304 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 37 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 75 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4888 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,512 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3813 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3801 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4656 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3242 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,146,871 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 343 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pablo | 62% | 169 |
| #2 | Bob | 53% | 32 |
| #3 | goshik | 50% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pablo | 62% | 169 |
| #2 | Bob | 53% | 32 |
| #3 | goshik | 50% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | goshik | 12 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Pablo | 10 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Bob | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pablo | 430 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #2 | Bob | 91 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | goshik | 66 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | g_jhnny | +1.77 | 64 | 65 |
| #2 | Pablo | -0.01 | 62 | 65 |
| #3 | goshik | -0.07 | 73 | 42 |
| #4 | Bob | -0.25 | 61 | 62 |





