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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 143 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Esplay | 2 matches | 1,573 | |
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
543 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,144 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 521 | 24% |
| Smokes | 395 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 696 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 532 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $249,425 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 84 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rYDELL | 81 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #2 | NLS | 76 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #3 | Jason Hunter | 52 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | Klunki | 38 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | Jp12 | 34 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jp12 | +2.81 | 88 | 67 |
| #2 | Tobii-san #MG2 *CUMHEM | +2.04 | 83 | 52 |
| #3 | Jason Hunter | +1.99 | 82 | 65 |
| #4 | NLS | +1.23 | 52 | 82 |
| #5 | rYDELL | +1.15 | 76 | 81 |





